Nature is a Big Girl, Y’all. . .

And, of course, there’s this: Top UN Climate mook talks about 30 years of Global Cooling!!!one!!

Look, the point isn’t that the scientist is all “Oh, cooling is just part of the larger warming-ish pattern lalala. . .”

The point is we were promised bikini weather for winter this year. We were promised. The (faked data) “models” never said a damn thing about 30 years ice age first.

People want it both ways. No matter what happens, it’s evidence of Anthropogenic Global Warming Climate Change. Nevermind that most other people call it “The Weather”.  Never mind that the people who did predict the record cold this year were those who looked at the Sunspot data. Oh, yeah, that big burning ball of fire in the sky has a lot to do with the weather. . . go fig. . .

I remember when I was a little girl, seeing the cover of Time magazine. There was a Wooly Mammoth charging out of the picture, the headline warning of “The Coming Ice Age”. *rolls eyes*

How’s about this for an idea: Give a little respect for Nature, you disrespectful wimps! She’s a big girl with kick-ass volcanos and stuff that pollutes far more than we do, and can kick our scrawny butts anytime at all. Note: Kiliminjaro, and Katrina. Oh, yeah, the Indonesian Tsunami coupla years ago. Seriously, she’s a tough ol’ gal, and all this hyperventilating is rather insulting to her.

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