Andrew Klavan brings up an important question in his most recent Klavan on Culture
Hello. I’m Z Malfoy, and I’m Satanophobic. Satan creeps me out, and I find him ugly. And he smells bad, too– Sulfur and Brimstone, yuk!
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Now, The MorningStar, OTOH. . . Oooh-ooh, and that Archangel Michael, such a hottie! ^_~!
(Oh, and H/t Instapundit)