Federal Reserve Press Conference

I’m looking for a transcript to post, but haven’t found one yet. And don’t have the time tonight to write one up myself.

Just remember, this guy is going to say whatever he thinks he needs to say to get you to stop looking at the Fed. Oh, we’re not that powerful! Yes, we’re as concerned as you are! No, there won’t be a QE3, of course not!

This guy can’t be trusted any more than Cousin Lucius when the Aurors come and ask him about possible Death Eater activity.

Now, if only we had some ruddy Veritaserum . . .

UPDATE: Thanks to the good folk at Zerohedge.com, the Transcript (and a couple of bonus word clouds).