The Doomsday Clock is Obviously Broken

Or in need of new batteries. Via Hotair’s Headlines: “Doomsday Clock” moves one minue further away from midnight.

Ever since I grew up a bit, I’ve believed that the “Doomsday Clock” was a little retarded. A stupid little schtick dressed up as something that, in a comic book, would be utterly cool and awesome.

The problem is two fold: Primarily, we all know that “No man knows the hour.” Not even the Son, only the Father, and it’ll sneak up on us like a “thief in the night.” So making a “clock” that tells that time is pretty damned useless.

Second, it’s run by humans, muggles no less. Humans are flawed, stupid creatures who are constantly suprised at “unexpected” low retail sales in December when anyone with half a brain cell could have called that. How in the heck can they imagine to predict world innihilation when they’re so blinded by ideologies that they can’t even see their own feet?!

Seriously, they moved this back a minute due to a sunnier outlook on Nuclear and Climate Change issues, which is so retarded it makes the Star Wars Christmas Special look pretty smart.

Well, maybe I’ll grant them Climate Change, since it was never a problem to begin with, so they shouldn’t have factored it in to begin with. But Nuclear? Have they heard of a Country named Iran? Have they heard they want to turn Israel into glass, and that Israel has vowed to take Iran with them should they be attacked? Which of course blows up the middle east, which then spreads. . .

Dumb, dumb, dumb. This is why muggles should stick to muggle affairs, and stop trying to practice divination, which is difficult and rare even among us non-muggles. I mean, Trelawney was no exception, you know. Cassandra was.

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About zmalfoy

Z. Malfoy is a practicing Catholic-with-an-"interesting"-past. She earned her Bachelor's Degree in Music Education (Spec. Voice) from Loyola University New Orleans, and has since taken a few business courses to expand her knowledge base. In her free time, she studies belly-dance, alchemy, theology, and various skills related to self-sufficiency. She also enjoys reading science fiction, refreshing her French, and watching anime. She recently started with learning Krav Maga and Russian.

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